Looking for a job and a bit of hardware...

Hey folks, as usual, here's my plea for a job! I need one badly!!! Very badly!! See my resume for my details!

Also, I'm hoping that there is a kind soul out there looking to get rid of a dual Pentium III "slot 1" motherboard such as Tyan's Tiger 100 or 133, or a motherboard that's compatible with an Athlon 1400XP. I'm really aching to upgrade my firewall/web server, and have processors but no motherboards. If you have such a motherboard, and are willing to send it to someone free of charge just to get rid of it, please let me know...